"Swimmers are like tea bags; you never know how strong they are until you put them in water".  Ahhhhh yes, strong they may well be, highly intelligent even, as fast as lightening too; but they are also undeniably dense!  Bloopers and golden bricks reign supreme among our members, most notably our senior team, but even the coach and parents drop clangers from time to time.  Here you will find a collection of the more noteworthy sentences that have erupted from our members (and parents) in recent times.  Also making a debut on this site is our "what they did" page.  We hope you enjoy them as much as we do.